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Sep 15, 14.
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Soundclown rant and the SJW takeover


I was gonna post a sound on SoundCloud expressing how mad I was that certain people are trying to inject political correctness into a form of memes (doesn’t this whole sentence sound completely absurd to you?), sound-based memes, which consisted nothing more of me moving stuff on my desk and…

This is the single funniest piece of found art in the history of the internet

Sep 8, 14.
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Someone wrote a fucking porn comic of Jeff the Killer

Sep 1, 14.
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Aug 27, 14.
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#malO   #scp 1471  

Aug 24, 14.
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I can’t believe this even needed to be said but

The only way for someone to not be a “REAL” trans person is for them to be a cis person

Aug 16, 14.
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#five nights at freddy's   #pirate cove   #foxy   #major lazer  

Aug 15, 14.
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Why the fuck not

Why the fuck not

#five nights at freddy's  

Aug 14, 14.
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sunvapor said: What the fucks happening in Ferguson?


Alright, i’m gonna sit down and basically explain the situation in this ask so everyone of my followers knows why i’m so pissed.

Michael Brown, a 17 - 18 year old african american boy was unlawfully shot (8-10 times supposedly) by police in St Louis, Missouri on saturday, august 9th, 2014. He was unarmed, and had done nothing to attract suspicion other than the fact that he was black. His body was left in the street for 4 hours. (beware: somewhat graphic image linked)

There are several claims from witnesses (see: Dorian Johnson’s account and video [HIGHLY RECOMMEND READING UP ON HIS ACCOUNT, ITS VERY SPECIFIC] — Brown’s friend who experienced the situation first hand, La’Toya Cash and Phillip Walker— Ferguson residents nearby the incident),  that fall together in generally close claims. However, the only one who’s claim seems out of place is the police officer’s who shot Brown. Who, by the way, is put off on paid administrative leave AND who’s name remained under anonymity for his safety (However, attorney Benjamin Crump is looking for a way to force release his name). He claims that Brown began to wrestle the officer for his gun and tried attacking him after he told Brown and his friend Dorian Johnson (22) to “get the f*ck on the sidewalk”.

According to Johnson, after a minor confrontation on the officer’s part where he grabbed Brown by the neck and then by the shirt, the officer pulled his gun on Brown and shot him at point blank range on the right side of his body. Brown and Johnson were able to get away briefly and started running. However, Brown was shot in the back, supposedly disabling him from getting very far. He turned around with his arms in the air and said “I don’t have a gun, stop shooting!” By this point, Brown and the officer were face to face as the cop shot him several times in the face and chest until he was finally dead. Johnson ran to his apartment and by the sound of his account, seemingly had some sort of panic attack. Later he emerged from his home to see Brown still laying in the streets. People were gathered with their cellphones, screaming at the police.

According to msnbc, the police refuse to interview Johnson at all, despite his amazing courage to come forward. They didn’t wanna hear it. They only listened to the cop’s account of it all and were vague with the media on what they thought happened. They’ve also refused to commit to a timeline in releasing autopsy results and other investigation information.

Numerous rumors are sweeping around such as Brown stealing candy from a QuickTrip, the store he emerged from calling the cops on him, Brown reaching for a gun, Brown attacking the cop first, ect. But these have all been debunked. (I know a lot of these have been debunked, but im having a hard time finding sources. if anyone could help out and link some legit ones id be SO grateful)

The event in and of itself was terrible, but now it has escalated beyond belief. Around 100 or more people, mostly black, went to the police station to protest peacefully. Things quickly turned bad as martial law got involved and authorities were bringing in K9s, tanks, heavy artillery, ect. The heavy police presence only made things worse as riots began to break out and looting and vandalism started. [ x ] [ x ] [ x ]

Now, as of very recently, the media has been banned from Ferguson. There is also a No-Fly zone above Ferguson for the reason of “ TO PROVIDE A SAFE ENVIRONMENT FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT ACTIVITIES ” as said on the Federal Aviation Commission’s website. Cop cars are lined up on the borders to prevent people from entering/leaving. Media outlets are being threatened with arrest. It completely violates our amendments and everything.

It’s becoming increasingly scary and difficult to find out whats going on over there. I’m afraid this is all the information I have, though. If anybody else knows anything about the situation, please feel free to add on or correct any mistakes i’ve made as i’m no expert on writing these things.

And as a personal favor, i’d really appreciate anyone to give this a reblog in order to spread the word. I think it’s a shame that this is going on in our own country yet so few people know about it. Help me make this topic huge and get this as much attention as possible.

#ferguson ^^^%^$/   #police brutality @)&%@/   #racism SYRODag   #death GjrmSW^$W)@^   #murder GHFNDWO%$M&F72  

Aug 10, 14.
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slacker—magician reblogged your photo
Number 50: Blackship of Corn is better

Aug 9, 14.
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My aunt called me on the phone and told me these people were standing out on her street corner

Jul 27, 14.
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Last night I started laughing while drinking a bottle of cherry cola and it spewed out of my mouth and nose and I was coughing everywhere and it stung and when I came out of the laundry room to get some towels to wipe up with I saw the kitten sitting pretty like an asshole and I called her a dick for not giving me the Heimlich

Jul 19, 14.
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#keroro gunsou   #gundam egg  

Jul 17, 14.
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Jul 11, 14.
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Jul 9, 14.
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There’s a video popular on YouTube called “Frozen is the New Black”

Which is funny really

Cause there’s no black in Frozen at all

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